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A Watched Status Update Never Gets Liked Card
A Watched Status Update Never Gets Liked Card
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- Tracked delivery to Australia, priced in AUD at checkout
- 30-day returns, refund within 5 working days
An updated take on the old saying 'a watched pot never boils' - a watched status update never gets liked.
A perfect funny card for social media addicts.
Printed on G . F Smith's beautiful 270gsm Colorplan board
Proverbs, advice and parental complaints update for the 2020s.
Perfect for any occasion.
Card is blank inside for your own message.
Colours may vary from those on screen due to different monitor set-ups.
Luxurious A6 card with matching Colorplan envelope.
Card and envelope will be sent in a sturdy card-backed envelope. We've taken the #nakedcards pledge to cut out plastic card wrappers. You can find out more by searching the hashtag on social media.
Delivery
Every order is posted from London, tracked, within one working day.
Options
- Royal Mail Tracked 48 — 2–3 working days. £2.99, or free on orders over £25.
- Royal Mail Tracked 24 — next working day for most UK addresses. £4.99.
Dispatch
Orders placed before 2 pm Monday to Friday are dispatched the same day. Orders after 2 pm, or at the weekend, go out on the next working day. You will get an email with the tracking number as soon as the parcel is scanned.
Where we deliver
United Kingdom only, including Northern Ireland, the Highlands and Islands. We do not ship internationally at the moment.
If something goes wrong
If a parcel is late by more than three working days past its estimate, or arrives damaged, email hello@orvane.uk with your order number and we will sort it — replacement or refund, your choice.
Returns & refunds
30 days to change your mind. Refund within 5 working days of the item reaching us.
How to return something
- Email hello@orvane.uk with your order number and what you are returning. We reply within one working day with the return address and a reference.
- Pack the item in its original packaging where you can, with the reference inside.
- Post it back using a tracked service and keep the receipt.
Who pays the postage
If the item is faulty, damaged or not what you ordered, we refund the return postage too. If you have simply changed your mind, you cover the cost of sending it back.
What we can accept
Anything unused and in a resaleable condition within 30 days of delivery. For hygiene reasons we cannot take back earrings or opened personal-care items unless they are faulty.
Your legal rights
Under the Consumer Contracts Regulations 2013 you have 14 days from delivery to cancel an order for any reason; our 30-day window includes that. Under the Consumer Rights Act 2015 you are entitled to a repair, replacement or refund for goods that are faulty, not as described or not fit for purpose. Nothing here limits those rights.
- Tested by us Every product is used before it is listed
- Shipped to Australia From a local warehouse wherever we can
- Tracked to your door A tracking number on every order
- 30-day returns Refund within 5 working days